Not Above More Beside.

I live above a shed,

Not above,

more beside at a raised altitude,

or in other words,

I live above a shed.

Waste What Knot?

I'm not working this saturday,
I sometimes wonder if i have been asleep for the last ten years of my life,
but i am off this saturday,
A degree in photography is a terrible thing to waste,
Thats why i used mine to patch a hole in my shoe,
I pretend to be an electrician now,
poorly,
Waste not want not,
Waste not What not,
Waste what Knot?

A Holga Solution to All my Problems

got holga,
took pictures,
put holga back in room,
removed holga from room,
placed in corner of room on floor,
waited three months,
removed holga from floor,
girlfriend happy,
put holga on shelf,
remains on said shelf.