Saturday, December 12, 2009

the paper exchange


small but perfectly formed..

Friday, October 16, 2009

the worlds through the eyes of google



children in china discover the wonders of the world that google can open up to them..

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

hardworkingclasshero or better known to it friends as HWCH

i always believe that the working classes were lazy scum..

those upon which we were to pity..

now i am informed that these HWCH are actually all into music and photography and shit..
little did i know , i just taught they were all out on the dole queue while some college graduates stole their idenity to get ahead in the biz..

i stand corrected..

www.HWCH.net

google changes logo to barcode....




so evil corporation celebrates the 60th anniversary of the barcode..
there is something slightly strange that a company who has such a vested interest in the distribution of information, see the barcode as an object to celebrated..

i for one believe the barcode to a far more truer image for google to present itself through..
maybe the change will be permanent...

for the moment i will stick to using bing..

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

a stroke of luck






left a load of my negatives and journal in college, haven't seen them in a year and a half..





who crossed the road first: the chicken or the egg.

is the want to create in and of itself reflective of the need to feel useful or is it a deeper need to feel usefully useless..

or is that sentence a load of taddle.
anyway, i realise now that a year and a half of pretending to be an electrician is more than enough to realise that i would rather be pretending to be a photographer.

i can honestly say i miss the excitement of working towards making my own work.
the notion of creating something that spills out of your mind and into the world,
a drop in the ocean. but my drop..

Monday, July 20, 2009

i am a rock?

The 'pathetic fallacy' is the treatment of inanimate objects as if they had human feelings, thought, or sensations.

not too sure

in honesty who can ever be sure.


Saturday, July 11, 2009

toilet spectrum.

blue water in the bowl,
brown stain in the hole,
pink brush to clean it up.

ironing in a strangers house

she irons her clothes in a night dress,


its a shames it not in our place.

Number 4

i threw my holga out the window,
when i didn't want it any more,

i found it hanging on a branch the next day,
a foot off the floor,

i dropped my holga on the ground,
all seemed fine until the back fell off,

i don't mine really,
i was only on number 4.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Not Above More Beside.

I live above a shed,

Not above,

more beside at a raised altitude,

or in other words,

I live above a shed.

Waste What Knot?

I'm not working this saturday,
I sometimes wonder if i have been asleep for the last ten years of my life,
but i am off this saturday,
A degree in photography is a terrible thing to waste,
Thats why i used mine to patch a hole in my shoe,
I pretend to be an electrician now,
poorly,
Waste not want not,
Waste not What not,
Waste what Knot?

A Holga Solution to All my Problems

got holga,
took pictures,
put holga back in room,
removed holga from room,
placed in corner of room on floor,
waited three months,
removed holga from floor,
girlfriend happy,
put holga on shelf,
remains on said shelf.